Smoke with Amy Winehouse

L: Do you have a light?

AW: Ahyea mate, hold up gimme a second...pshfkdfmmerrlll.

L: K sweet... what?

AW: Ere ya go, you gonna ave to push it a lil bit arder, you get what I mean?

L: eeeYup, got it, thanks.

AW: What are you doing round ere in foggytown London?

L: I'm on a student trip, we're staying across the street at that hotel.

AW: OhhhIseeeeferggddfaiii any time to sight see?

L: Ummm... Yea we walked by Big Ben this morning. It was cool.

AW: Eres this really good place to get fish and chips when you're extremely extremely smashed. Are you ungry by any chance?

L: A little bit, why don't you show me to this great fish and chips place :)

AW: My pleasure, follow me. (walks with lack of balance)

L: Whoa, are you good?

AW: Yea don't worry about it, I don't give a dfnsgjfggffmmf what they say about me on the tele and tabloid papers, you know?

L: Uh. Ya. Sure. Hey, where are you playing your next show?

AW: Round the heath, o'er at emm wha dyou call that place again? The peppa club, yar that's it.

L: Cool cool. I'll come check you out.

AW: Ere we are, come on inside, ave a seat.

L: I can't wait to eat.