Dance Training with Britney Spears

L: Oh man, I'm really starting to break a sweat, I don't know how you do it Britbrit.

B: Well, initially I was huffin and puffin, but I've completely adjusted my body to it, you just have to get used to it. In a lil while hunny.

L: This move right here (Hand swing-leg kick combo), I like it. Did you come up with it?

B: Yea, I worked with Shane Sparks for the dance moves in the tour, and most of the choreography is a combination of mine and his ideas.

L: Well the dancing has evidently paid off, you have such a great body for someone who has 3 kids!

B: Thanks ya'll! I mean all the chasin around that I do with Sean Preston, and the other two fiesty characters, definitely keeps me fit!

L: Ooohh this song is my favourite off of Circus!

B: Turn it up ya'll! I'm glad to hear you enjoy it.

L: Hey, I got a glimpse of the costumes when I was perusing around the set, and I must say... tres tres chic!

B: Ohhh definitely! Dolce and Gabbana designed those for me, they have such a strong eye for things like that!

L: There was this bright red circus ring leader-esque jacket that I thought was absolutely exquisite!

B: That one is ma favorite! (beaming smile) I feel like I'm in control when I wear that one.

L: Do you think I could be a great performer like you when I'm older?

B: Well hunny, if you want it bad enough, and work as hard as you can, I can assure you that anything is possible (warm smile).

L: Gee thanks Brit, it means a lot coming from you! (A single tear runs down my cheek)

B: What do you say we get back to choreographing the next song? :D

L: I'm ready when you are!

Stupid Fun Becomes Big Regret

Let's see him try and get that off his car!

That teaches him to mess with us. I mean seriously, does he think he can get away with treating us like sh**.

This is perfect. Minus the rain of course. I hope the rain doesn't wash off all the eggs and the flour, and all the garbage. Hahahahah! I wonder when we'll stop running.

I'm kind of in the mood for a Starbucks. There's one around the corner.

Finally. I'm so out of breath. It feels like I'm coughing up a lung. And my socks are all damp. GREAT! I hope we sit inside for a while, I'm getting shivers.

I hope those cops aren't coming in here for us. They look like they're looking hard for something.
F*** they're walking straight towards our table. Play it cool. Play it cool. Deep breath.

Did someone call them on us? I didn't even see anyone around.
F*** I'm so screwed, my rents are gonnaaa KILL ME
VANDALISM?!!??! F***! If I knew I was gonna get into this, I wouldn't have done it

I'm so embarrassed. Are the handcuffs necessary? I mean really? We're just a bunch of dumb teenagers who trashed a dirt bag's car.

What am I gonna say when they call my parents.

Audience: Teenagers that want to exact revenge on certain people.
Purpose: To show the potential consequences that may occur from these crimes.

Revised Plans at the Carnival

Mmmm... this pie is surprisingly good.

Who knew carnival food would be this good.
There are sooo many people here today, well it makes sense since this is the last day of the CNE.
I wonder where Michael went. I hope he didn't get lost going to the men's room; I mean I did specifically tell him to meet me by the Merry-Go-Round.

What the... Is that a blimp? What does that sa-- Oh Goodyear.
Why is there a blimp hovering so close to the Convention Centre?

That b*tch bumped into me on purpose. I'm clearly standing here. She needs to watch where she's going.

Found him. Mike's got such a great smile. I wonder if he looks at me the same way that I see him.

I kind of want to go look at those jewelry stands... but Mike probably won't want to. Maybe I'll tell him to grab us some drinks and we'll meet back here.

Great. Now I can shop freely. Ooh. this wooden necklace is really cool looking. It's $60! Made in Africa... well I guess that kind of makes sense.

Sh*t he scared me. Great! It's all over my new blouse. What am I going to wear to dinner now?
ARghhhhhhh. Aww he feels so bad. good. that's what you get for creeping up behind me.

I'll just buy a shirt from this place. Nice beaded tunic for $20, why not.

Ann always does this, f*ck now it's just me and Michael going for dinner. Why can't she just stick to plans. Ann can go screw herself. I don't even know why Joe's still with her. She's seeing someone behind his back for Christ's sake!

Whatever. It'll just be me and Michael. Ann doesn't even like the place we're going to. No. we should go to her favourite restaurant, just because.

God, my calves are killing me, I wish someone could drive the car over to us, instead of trekking over to the parking lot. Actually, I think this place has a valet. Maybe next year.

Audience: 25-35 year old adults that relate to the adult carnival experience.
Purpose: To portray a woman's day in the life through her eyes at a carnival setting.