Shopping with Lindsay Lohan

L: What do you think of this turquoise necklace Lilo?

LL: Uhhh, it's sort of last season.

L: Yeah... I ... was totally thinking the same thing!

LL: Do you think this shirt would enhance my ribcage?

L: Err... yea definitely. Are you sure that's your size, unless that's what you want..

LL: Shut up.

L: (looks down) whispers under breath: Bone rack.

LL: Grab me 5 of those gold chains. NOW!

L: Fiiinnnneeeeee.

LL: Ughhhh look at them waiting outside the store, don't they have something better to do?!

L: Well.. that's what you signed up for.

LL: I just wish they would go die.

L: You have your job, and they have theirs, that's life.

LL: Ok, let's go pay for all of this S***.

L: Whoaa... you have like half a store's worth of stuff.

LL: Your point?

L: (shrugs)

LL: 11,089.67 dollars? That's it? Wow, I am sooo under budget this time.

L: (baffled look)

LL: K let's bounce b****.